Christians Planning to be Offended

I found this the other day on a website run by Christians that makes a little fun of some of the stupid things Christians do. Enjoy.

Christians planning to be offended by next Eminem album...

DETROIT — Rapper Eminem is taking a year off and has written no songs recently, but Christians are already preparing to be offended by his next album.
"I'm good and ready to be outraged," says Earl Gillani, 46, who has been practicing his shocked expression and the "don't you bring that garbage into this house" speech he plans to give his teenager.
Mother Maureen Dafney cringes at the very thought of Eminem's next musical offering.
"It pains me to think of his next album," she says. "I'm primed for disappointment."
Some parents who've been waiting on tenterhooks for the latest line-crossing CD simply want the relief of knowing what they have waited to be offended by.
"It's harder not knowing," says Paul Derby, 39. "I'm looking forward to that moment of stunned vexation when I finally hear how far he's gone this time."
Eminem told SPIN magazine he will work diligently to make the album as offensive as possible so not to let down his Christian audience.